Dear Laundry Fairy,

Dear Miss Laundry Fairy,
I have tried to be a very good housewife/mommy lately, however, our laundry is severely behind. Could you please make a stop by my house tonight and wave your magic wand over the loads (and I do mean LOADS) of dirty laundry that is taking up space on my bathroom, laundry room, and bedroom floor? Please, oh please. I promise to try my best to keep it caught up, once every piece is clean, folded, and put away. I know I've promised this in the past, and haven't kept that promise, but I promise to try! I actually think the exact words I said the last time after I got it all caught up were, "there, it's done! We will NEVER let it get this bad again". But again, it's really bad behind. So, you see Miss Laundry Fairy, we need help! Please sprinkle some fairy dust, or just wave your magic laundry wand over my house tonight, and I will try my best to keep it caught up. I will even try to talk my husband and child into not changing clothes 3 times a day to help this. I have asked this of them in the past, but I don't really think they've heard me? I will definitely try again!

Thank you so much in advance for your help!
Your procrastinating, slacker friend,
Kristi